RAD
Easy Bake Oven
est 1992
Definitely No Cancer 50
It may not be good for your health, but at least it tastes great...
Childhood Obesity 50
Get them started early with the most nutritious way to cook - the microwave!
HELLA
Surge
est 1996
Reincarnation 40
Back and ready to destroy bedtime all across America.
Stunted Growth 80
It will totally jam your bones, dude.
PHAT
Goosebumps
est 1992
Nightmare Fuel 40
Mom, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Choose Your Own Adventure 40
Spoiler alert - you lose!
DOPE
Pogs
est 1993
Slammer 30
There is something about holding a solid piece of round metal.
Play for Keeps 90
But first, how do you even play?
FLY
Beanie Babies
est 1993
Investment Portfolio 50
I'm going to retire off this one day.
Tag Removal 50
Why play with your toys when you can just look at them instead?
RAD
Jungle Green N64
est 1999
Cartridge Blow 30
Make sure you get lots of spit in there, it's good for the microchips.
Three Dimensions 60
It's just like real life.
ALL THAT
Tamagotchi
est 1997
No Pause Button 40
Do you have a compulsive disorder? Would you like one?
Existential Crisis 80
Death comes quickly for us all.
Skull found!
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